One More Night, One More Time

So Mrs. You and Me went our separate ways on the Western Front, but our hearts and souls remain as joined as our checking accounts will soon be. With her went the honeymoon and the pictures, but I will probably put new ones up here whenever I get them.

Otherwise I'm back in the land where BBQ has no curfew, kids, so I'm throwing down the mic and walking away. Love you, baby.

Go Now, Brother

Check out my sikkk hog:

Stuntin (aka ripping my pants):

Ann was in the hospital in Munich for literally rotting, from the inside!:

But this came out of it, so everything is okay

Yes, ya'll do have some Miracle Whip.

Ann's finally out of the Frauenklinik, but I'm now sick as all get out so basically just Chief Thundercloud over here. We're in Berlin for the weekend but I lose my gay-married buddy on Sunday to the Swedes. Probably won't update again until I'm in Dresden (maybe) or the Frankfurt airport (more likely). Grant promises 25cent beer and 1Euro pizza so will obviously be kind of busy.

Then I'll be back? You'll have to play your cards right.

And You're Probably Addicted To Tang

Here, have some random stuff from traveling

But best of all, Andreas was born:

Croatia is actually not a country, but its own adventureland at EuroDisney

Second Verse, Same As The First

Rijeka, Croatia. Land of whatever that mural is about (racism) but more importantly a handy locator.

This is what we do in Croatia, not a big deal. Twelfth spinny thing of the day, see you at the next one.

This was a big deal. I would like to shake the hand of the man that chose "NINA PARTY TIME" as the name for his off-shore disco. Nina Party Time indeed.

And this is a real thing that they sell in stores. We took a picture of it, you saw it. We're all of a part of it now.

Nikola Tesla, another big deal. Somebody made a joke about this and being obsolete? I wasn't really listening but good on you.